So much effort, so little reward

Here's an update on my colleagues.

Before I get to that, I need to say the following: If my colleagues were to find these rather unfavourable descriptions of them, I would not be happy. However, I would not be devastated beyond belief… mainly because I suspect my colleagues would get a little pissed off and hurt at these descriptions but would, in all likelihood, let it go after I apologised to them for hurting their feelings, if they so desired. It is ridiculous to think that they might haul me into a disciplinary inquiry or a grievance process for publishing silly stuff about ANONYMOUS peoples' appearances on an ANONYMOUS blog - information that would be laughed out of court/hearings in an logical place. What I do is far worse than, say, some people who may write just one post about how mean some anonymous people are to EACH OTHER in a workplace. But I suspect that my colleagues are logical and sensible people, who can accept an apology for a slight, and continue on with their lives.

RIGHT!

:-)

Two of my colleagues are drunk. Apparently they had late nights last night and are still in the tipsy phase, rather than the hungover one. They are chipper, but I suspect they are suffering deep down. The good news is that everyone knows, including the bosses, and are ok with it. Hey, when you're drunk at work, you put in extra effort to pretend you aren't…could be their most productive day yet.

My other colleague's hair remains blonde-orange, as she ponders what to do with it. In a frightening turn of events, word has it that she actually is fond of her crowning glory's current appearance.

Another colleague is attending a wedding this weekend, and is schlepping 300 meatballs via car this evening, for the event. Apparently they have also been told they can bring their own cooler bags and alcohol to the event. For this reason, colleague's husband has decided he will wear jeans to the event.

That's it for now.

If anyone feels these comments are worth trying to destroy my life over, well, I would just ask you to think about it properly, and interrogate why you feel this is worth so much time and effort. Get a hobby - it will fulfill you more in the long run.