Russian Tiger
Vladimir Putin, Russia's president, has cemented his place in my mind as Russia's sexiest and bravest leader ever...sexier, even, that Mikhail Gorbachev, if that's possible.
The Vladster single-handedly saved a tv crew from being mauled by a Siberian tiger, reports Reuters: "Putin, taking a break from lambasting the West over Georgia, apparently saved the crew while on a trip to a national park to see how researchers monitor the tigers in the wild."
Apparently the trapped tiger escaped and ran towards the crew. Putin quickly sedated the animal with a tranquiliser gun.
In an interview following the terrifying event, Putin was quoted as saying: "Nyeh, eet vos nothink. In Rossia, ve wrestle dronk people for wodka every day. Thees tiger ees no metch for Yuri after zeven glasses of wodka on your average Tuesday night, thet I promiz you."
Well, he might not have been quoted saying that exactly. It's possible he said something entirely dissimilar to what I've written.
By the way, the pic above shows the outfit Vlad that Hottie wore which got him into glossy magazines across the world. Grrrrow!!
posted by K.M. @ 1:24 pm
14 Comments:
At 3:47 pm,
Miss Iriya said…
Putin is not the president of Russia. He stepped down in May 2008, and is now the prime minister.
Aren't journalists supposed to follow the news (at least a little)?
At 3:51 pm,
K.M. said…
Meh, potato, potahto, Goldberg, iceberg. He's still brave 'n hot. Though maybe now I'm less impressed?
At 10:54 am,
boldly benny said…
The saggy man-boobs definitely do it for me!
My sister loves saying Vladimir Putin so much she wants to name her next pet Valdimir Putin.
At 12:32 pm,
K.M. said…
That is a GREAT name for a pet, just GREAAAAAAAAAT!!!! Make sure the pet is a cat. And then send me a picture of Vlad the Bad Cat.
At 1:03 pm,
boldly benny said…
Vladdy the kaddy! I love it!
At 3:52 pm,
David Gerard said…
He was showing the effete Westerners the power of Russian manliness. http://notnews.today.com/?p=55
At 4:27 pm,
K.M. said…
Vladdy the Kaddy!!! God, it's perfect. Almost as perfect as Hotstuff Putin.
Yello David. I see from your site that you too are impressed by the monstrous power of Mr Putin. I am, however, most upset that his beating of the tiger with his substantial manhood was not captured on tape. I will have to resort to the well-worn DVD I have featuring him and a harem of lucky women, entitled "Putin it in."
At 9:22 pm,
Anonymous said…
That's a Kelly Rowland song, isn't it? "Putin in"? Love it!
DBAWIW - am working on the project we discussed at gym. Will give you details as soon as I have set it up. :)
At 9:47 pm,
K.M. said…
HAHAHA, is that seriously a Kelly Rowland song???!?!? I MUST hear it!! She must ALSO love Mr Putin.
Good, you'd better bloody have that project up and running by tomorrow, 'Anonymous' or next time there'll be squats and much running at gym.
At 11:59 pm,
Koekie said…
Is that a direct quote from Putin? (random aside: I love the fact that the Dutch just change the spelling of his name in the papers here, so that it suits their language better. He is written as Poetin, not Putin. It's such a western thing to do... I'm sorry, Domanawski, your name doesn't suit my language. You are now Molly.)
At 9:28 am,
K.M. said…
As direct a quote as any I could manufacture, Koekie.
So in Russia, your name would be Kuki. Or Molly. Tis sad but true.
At 11:08 am,
boldly benny said…
What is this 'new project'? 'Anonymous'? If that is your real name anyway!
At 5:19 pm,
Janine / Being Brazen said…
heehee....funny...
I dont find him hot at all...but each has his/her own version of yummy.
At 6:11 pm,
K.M. said…
You don't think Vlad is sex-tastic, Brazen? Who does it for you?
BTW, this blog has moved to hairtoday.wordpress.com - come visit me there!
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